From the NYT:Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton may or may not become the first female president of the United States, but if fate and voters deny her the role, another woman will surely see if the mantle fits.
That woman will come from the South, or west of the Mississippi. She will be a Democrat who has won in a red state, or a Republican who has emerged from the private sector to run for governor. She will have executive experience, and have served in a job like attorney general, where she will have proven herself to be “a fighter” (a caring one, of course).
She will be young enough to qualify as postfeminist (in the way Senator Barack Obama has come off as postracial), unencumbered by the battles of the past. She will be married with children, but not young children. She will be emphasizing her experience, and wearing, yes, pantsuits.
Oh, and she may not exist.UH....here I am! Tom forgot to add Bunny to the list...I will be running on a platform of free childcare, insurance, groceries, gas and manicures. Ok...that seems a little superficial...make that free childcare, insurance, groceries, gas and facial peels. A girls gotta look good doesn't she?!? Also, I think a good wonderbra would do wonders for a gal's campaign...after all look what's it's done for Julia Roberts (think Erin Brockovich) and Pamela Anderson. No wait a minute...Bunny forgot Pamela is juiced up...she is on silicone steroids.
